(New Book!)
One minute, I was running around Safeway’s aisles, catching the winning touchdown pass, launching my patented half-court hook shot, and sliding into second for a double.
Then, somehow, I was hurled into the very tall L’eggs display at the end of the aisle. What happened next was sort of surreal, in slow motion or something.
The L’eggs display rocked back and forth. Every time it rocked, more of the 288 plastic eggs fell off.
They started raining down onto the tile floor like giant hail stones, bouncing up and down. All in a different cadence, going in a different direction, like they had minds of their own.
When the L’eggs storm had almost subsided, and only a few were still rolling around in circles, several women rounded the corner. The short, angry one in the front was my Mother...
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